October 2011
7 posts
Ozzy becomes a vegan! →
ultimate-guitar.com
Former Black Sabbath vocalist and Prince of Darkness, Ozzy ‘SHARROOOOOON!!’ Osbourne has decided that his days of eating the heads of poor defenseless bats and doves, along with their general animal brethren and subsequent products of which, are now over!
Ozzy’s cited health reasons for the decision, apparently Meat-eating was a Hardcore Rock ‘n’ Roll pastime he could do without.
This news fuels rumours that Tony Iommi, Bill Ward and fellow Sabbath Vegan, bassist Geezer Butler are reuniting for a Sabbath reunion tour, as part of an unholy tour trinity featuring fellow Brummie legends of Metal; Judas Priest and none of than Motorhead
Personally, I’d sell my liver to cannibals to see three of the greatest British heavy Metal bands ever together on tour, but I know Ozzy would now disapprove.
SAUCE: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/ozzy_becomes_a_vegan.html
Calling all Heavy Metal Lovers!
Anyone who fancies a little bit of good ol’ heavy Metal (Thrash, Classic, and NWBHM particularly) gracing their audio palette might want to find themselves following (heck, even contributing to) my new blog, dedicated to this great genre and way of life
There’ll be regular news, tour info, release dates and reviews, not to mention a healthy portion of Concert footage, band introductions, pictures, and a constant flow of songs from a great variety of the best in metal!
Oh, and not forgetting to mention, non-stop witticisms and cultural references from me!
How can you afford to miss all that?
METAL UP YOUR (*insert relevant spelling of ‘arse’ here*)!
Completely forgot why I stopped going on tumblr
I got sick of all the falsely pretentious teenagers, just dying to show their internet friends how friends how cool and socially aware they are.
Fuck you hipsters, Fuck your shitty jewelry, Fuck your ugly jumpers, Fuck your shitty film-look colour filters that you don’t overlay properly, Fuck your Justin Beiber spin-off haircut, Fuck how you think owning a camera makes you a photographer, Fuck how owning a film camera makes you part of a social elite, Fuck your plugs, your baseball caps and your tacky tattoos.
Fuck your childhood, Fuck your Pokémon, Fuck the nineties, Fuck Harry Potter, Fuck OFWGKTA, Fuck your Big Bang Theory, Fuck your cats, Fuck your weed and your dank as fuck blunts, Fuck what you think is Dubstep, Fuck what you think is Hip-Hop, Fuck your tumblr bumsex train, Fuck your poorly made GIFs, Fuck your faggy tumblr memes, Fuck how you guys went on 4chan a dozen times and decided to make Tumblr a /b/ for gay people, Fuck pretending you give a shit about LGBT rights, Fuck your parents that you think you hate because they don’t want you growing up as a gormless idiot, Fuck thinking you’re the most media-savvy generation when you’re actually the pawns of the media, Fuck your uninformed opinions which you’ve convinced yourself are faultless and finally, once more with feeling;
Fuck you.
On the flip side, Thanks tumblr for reminding me how much I love the US Office and good photography
